Bathroom Humour

This is the second in what I hope will not be a trilogy of lavatory based posts. Yesterday I stumbled upon spectacular bathroom pejoratives as only the University of Chicago can muster. Laced across the surface of a bathroom stall was a dialogue that made me laugh, then feel ashamed that I'd found it all funny. It is mostly a repartee back and forth between two formidable foes, but with a surprise rejoinder at the end from a visiting dramatist. (the parenthetical annotation is my own) Voila:

"God is Dead!," -Nietzsche

(the almighty strikes back)

"Nietzsche is Dead!,"- God

(Very true, but Nietzsche proves resourceful)

"Zombie-Nietzsche Lives!" -Zombie Nietzsche

(the almighty is impressed)

"Well-played, Zombie Nietzsche!" -God

(and the stunning conclusion, from a surprise entrant, reminding us that yes, this is writing in the men's room)

"Zombie-Nietzsche sucks cock." -Zombie Euripides