oh seven
wRite more
eat bEtter
mouStache
more Organization
sleep Less/more
get oUt
stop losing Things
fInd new job
correspOndence!
balaNce check-book
exerciSe more
posted by Les Savy Ferd @ 8:12 PM
18 Comments
the Thunderclap of my Father's Indignation
I have a means to put a stop to this growing mischief.
Monday, January 01, 2007
eat bEtter
mouStache
more Organization
sleep Less/more
get oUt
stop losing Things
fInd new job
correspOndence!
balaNce check-book
exerciSe more
18 Comments:
.......just do it.
well, I always said, I got into this blog business solely to find out if Titania's husband, the Faery King himself still existed. Seems I have my answer. Unless the 15th moon of Uranus just gave me a comment. Or the entire population of a small North Dakotan town (Oberon: pop = 103).
either way i'm flattered and will take your advice.
am with you on the jobO. according to the DOC calendrical scientists, it's officially The Year of the New Job.
as an aside- i vividly remember the croftO sitting in la creperie last january sighing that is was going to be the best year ever. and while it obviously was, i think this one'll be even better.
grandiose things seem to go down in la creperie, non?
and my list of resolutions is oh so similar. but no 'stache. i don't have the facial hair growing ability for it.
nor do i
*sigh*
the we be 'stache-less brothers.
aw. how cute. you've bonded, boys.
thanks for my boxes, pirate. huzzah!
ugh... i meant then we be...
such typos, i don't deserve a 'stache.
oh, you've certainly got some boxes coming your way, missy.
being a stache-less bro has its perks. however the pirate community takes me much less seriously.
what does it take to deserve a 'stache? are there criteria for 'stacheness?
clearly the first and foremost is the ability to grow a 'stache. and i fail that one, dramatically.
Olas is correct, however I know many a man who are gifted with the ability to grow, but do not deserve, a 'stache. more on this follow, but i welcome all thoughts and hypotheses on this topic. *shakes invisible 'stache back and forth (picture a bunny-rabbit twitching its nose back and forth and you are halfway there)*
my theory was that perhaps there are other criteria to be met, the lack of which are preventing you fellas from achieveing the 'stache. like maybe you have to read the collected works of faulkner or drink 27 oz. of apple juice a day or not blow your nose for a month and then suddenly your 'stache spot jumps into action. rather feeble logic, i'll admit, but surely you can't be kept from 'stashedom by something so trivial as genetics.
(clearly, the croft and i'll have to coordinate next year and buy the pair of you some tom selleck-sized xmas 'staches.)
interesting theories, all. Genetics may play no part whatsoever... my dad was a HUGE 'stache-man as are all of his 4 brothers (photographic proof a-plenty). And me, his oldest son, is not.
Croft is CLEARLY not on the 'stache-boat. Definitely afraid of any and all 'stache-possibilities.
Tom Selleck is a noble Duke of 'Stache-dom. The King and Emperor for Life: Sam Elliot. Oh, how i wish I were he.
Oline, get cracking on the magic 'stache-formula. If it takes 27, nay 28 oz. of apple juice a day I shall 'be down' with it.
if the father pirate is a HUGE 'stache-man the perhaps it skips a generation. maybe your baby pirates would be birthed with 'staches ('stachi?) aplenty- and i can only imagine the cringing the croft would be doing upon reading that.
and have i ever mentioned that i seriously heart sam elliot? more for the voice than the 'stache though.
sam elliot is my #1 man-crush. the voice is flawless, the stache is impeccable.
Croft is cringing at the Pig right now, not for having read your sentence, but for *feeling* that such a sentence was thought/wrote.
sam elliot is good and all... and his 'stache a sight to behold. but you're comparing him to magnum p.i. magnum! there is none better, in my humble opinion.
zoolander. sigh.
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