How to Disappear Completely

As I sat down at my desk, got out my gigantic stack of coursebook orders, contemplated how much of a ghost-town the campus had become the day after Thanksgiving which led to me landing a precious parking spot right outside the store, ate my mini-wheats and drank my tea, set my Ipod in the little stereo-dealie here at work what song does the All-powerful Music Shuffle God choose as its first track?

let's just say the chorus of "I'm not here, I'm not here, I'm not heeee-eeee--rrrreeee" made me look around and wonder why anyone would be at work right now when there are so many Wal-marts to be despoiling.